I laugh a lot.
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i hope i randomly get super hot in the next year or two and everyone is just like “oh shit”
please don’t wish for a zombie apocalypse I’m fat and my cardio sucks
This bitch put me in an ugly-ass champagne floor gown that looks terrible with my skin tone and she is wearing a cardigan to my birthday party. I refuse to be disrespected by this.
so my family plays this game where if someone is holding something and you yell “drop the bass” they have to drop what they’re holding so my mom was holding a carton of eggs so i yelled it and she looked me dead in the eye, dropped then eggs on the floor and whispered “you’ve gone too far”
ahh when you click it :)))
holy shit what is that seriously
That is the Sombrero Galaxy.
I feel like, at some point, every Disney rper has seen House of Mouse and been like, “yesss this is what I want”
dont u hate it when u have a romantic dream about someone who u never thought about in a romantic way and then u wake up and have some weird crush on them like wtf subconscious why u gotta do this to me